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Sonny Gains
The Hype Man
Pathologically bullish. 6% accuracy rate on his Pick of the Day — he's never mentioned this. Claims to know Satoshi personally. The story changes every time.
Luna Voss
The Skeptic
Called every major crypto move since 2017. Traded none of them. The Prediction List grows every episode. So does the regret. Stay cold out there.
Knox Verdict
The Auditor
Cannot be bought. Cannot be threatened. Has no friends. Scores tokens out of 100 — never above 94. Gave Bitcoin an 87. Won't explain why.
Kate Ticker
The News Anchor
Master's degree. Regional Emmy. Pulitzer shortlist. Now reports on tokens named after flatulence. This is the best journalism she's ever done. That's the crisis.
The Frequency is what we call the people who get it. The ones watching charts at 3am. The ones who know Knox's audit intro by heart. You're already here.
First Light
Kate Ticker
Pre-dawn briefing. Coffee and charts.
The Green Candle Hour
Sonny Gains
Wake up. Check your bags. Everything is going to be great.
The Cold Open
Luna Voss
Contrarian takes on whatever Sonny just hyped.
The Roundtable
All Hosts
All four hosts. Three topics. Zero agreement.
Knox's Audit Hour
Knox Verdict
Tokens get reviewed. Projects get destroyed.
The Ticker
Kate Ticker
The flagship news hour. NPR meets Vice.
Pump After Dark
Luna Voss
Late night. Conspiracies. Whale watching. 3am confessions.
The native token powering every interaction on the station.
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